newspaper says ladies these days are more concerned about the erectile cheap viagra problems about their men, and turns out that they visit doctors for consultancies more than men themselves do. so how does it go?imagine a whore queuing up in the clinic to get a number sitting down with bunch of jackass men around whom are about to do circumcision, have their penis chewed by rat or on senior citizen's napkin. (typically happens in urology department- i guess)
"Mary Fong" the nurse called the name, and everyone will start thinking this bitch must be a transsexual.
"so how can I help you Madam?" doctor says
"oh its not me, it's my husband, his gugu cannot get hard", replied the bitch
"what's gugu?"
"oh, i mean lanjiao"
" .......-_-"..... ok... i guess u mean he got erectile cheap cialis..... ok, but i need to see first then i can diagnoss my dear.."
"hai meh? aiay i didn't bring his cock here woh, how ah? but i got a picture in my hand phone can use or not?"".......... I'm affright thats not too much of a use, can I see him in person i mean, it's hard to imagine the whole situation without his presence"
"ya la, i told him to come, he malu woh, say scared people see him come see doctor then the whole neighborhood laugh at him at the back say he mou lan yong 没轮用 woh."
"....... i can understand that embarrassment, ok, let's try to see what can we achieve today. can you roughly tell me the bigger picture here?"
"ok, his lanjiao ah.......""maam, pls, you are embarasing my nurse here"
"soli, ok, his cock ah (.....-_-"......) originally also very cham already, something like.... ah the pen in your pocket like taht loh, so no matter how you play or goncang ah, no use one, still soft like ular only"
"then? did you try any stimulant"
"tried many things already, coca cola mix papper, minyak angin, tongkat ali with whiskey even rubber band and broken chopstick"
"rubber band & broken chopstick?"
"u also try before ah? damn painful la, like 1 big 1 small cock in-out the hole together, crazy"
"................... 0.0 ........................ ok ma'am, i don't thing i can help much at the moment, it's better you come with your husband next time, that will be much better"
"tew lei la doctor, if i can cum with him u think i still need to see you ar, sometimes you doctor think we are sohai, trying to cheat me ah, talk kok only åŠä½ 啊妈飞机场大燃昂勾勾"
"ok, whatever, sorry ma'am, you can leave now, i promise you no charges for this session, please go in peace"
"off course no charge me la, u dare ah, i tew you until your mother also cannot recognize your asshole wonder if it's your mouth instead医生没苟用，鬼ä¸ç‹ 给车车苟æ»"
".... well, i guess i know the issue here, it's called voluntary erectile don-wanna-function, get rid of you....... then your husband's lanjiao will get well very soon..."
